lipstick on the cup....

i effed up. i effed up big time. and i feel bad. i really feel bad. i'm sorry man. really im sorry.

thumb blisters...

who would have ever thought that the man who gets a perm is really a global humanitarian at heart. 

brilliant

there's always the line "hey...hook me up with your friends"but people (GIRLS) always seem to be so

born better

"do i bring the elitism out in people? or do i just hang out with elitists?"..."we're just born better"

swindled.

2 beers at dimsum.and with alice being on vacation, grace on spring break and larry craving liquor...4pm