throwing up

i know i blogged "death by 30" right after my birthday.  but its getting a little ridiculous. 

don't f*ck me

due to some people putting in the cockblock request for their family members not to hook up with us...we decided we should crash their party...and inroduce

an ordeal.

there are certain people im friends with that for one reason or another doing things with them is a complete ordeal.  (see lax post).  this

100 bucks

"it's not even a bet anymore....here's 100 bucks alex..." - es

the cost of doing business...

during the new season of 24....while the mob was coming out of the garage "i've been here in hiding for 5 years""the sh*t they have to do to do business? 

skype!

if u see me online. feel free to video chat with me. i'll keep it on all day in the background....quality

Black & White Theory (as heard on the F train)

We went out sat night to this club/lounge on 17th, full of dark skinned asian, pinays and blacks..then alex goes, "this is right up your alley", not

settler v. the reacher.

ryehousenyc.comsimply put. awesome.  best collection of bar food ever.  close to home. the

whitening creams....

it's kind of nice when someone understands the innate hilarity in cultural idiosyncraci

i want what i see on tv!

i desperately crave crusty bread and wine!  thanks to my 4 day detox vow and thanks to anthony bourdain's trip to brittany, france.  when i

JIN & YB wedding.

"you're still young, you should get into tech" -- quote of the night.contrary to popular belief, weddings

the breslin.

line of the night"i could've told you that she was a patel"...the breslin, part of the same group as

iphoto face recognition....

who's the other guy! hah

why men love 'taken' women....

Why Men Love "Taken" WomenSeeJake. See Jake flirt. See Jake flirt with someone else's girlfriend.Now hear why he and other guys do it, and why he's vowed

mind eraser

3 bottles of patron.2 ketelshalf macallan.half kahluavodka, kahlua and espresso."just deal with me