unbearable...

if u were thinking of coming back to asia, DON'T. todays humidity was pretty darn close to unbearable.

chicken balls...

i need to learn how to force myself to sleep....rather than forcing myself to stay away the next day.chicken

AM I NOT NORMAL?

Chomo11:54yea we were saying54:33or i was saying54:40if u were a normal person54:44and decided to live a normal life54:46w a normal job54:48ud be there

"actually, i HAVE entered a singing competition before..."

tony and jason.  tony - after 2 years of training in japan, an iron liver, andmelodic vocal chords

dragon boat festival....

we trekked all the way to nan men market near chiang kai shek memorial for non-indigenous style zhong

jeezus joy looks so much like jolin. i kept thinking that watching the award show last night.robin

kind of angry at myself...

there's a certain sequence of events that i've taken in the past that in hindsight completely befuddles

beef noodle soup.

part of what i do as the self titled big business man without the business is entrepreneurially walk

neewww loovveeee

if im not falling in love with other people's puppies....the it's korean actresses. the one on the

i met vannesss wu!!!!!!!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....omg, not the actual boyband wonder, but the look alike that

bruised knee

i love that stare across the bar.  that's fun.  but why is my left knee all bruised u

girl crazy....

old people are always complaining about being technologically handicapped...at least all the old people around me, all the elder chinese people around

letter to the editor...

there is a big bunch of people that sarcastically joke about mereturning to the work force as selling out.  and so when dora was asked through thegrapevine

driving into oblivion...

i spent the last 3 hours holding in my piss, playing ipod dj and warming the seat of a toyota corolla. 

an attack on the culture...

there's something wrong in taiwan.  this post could be fueled by the monthlong rainfest, but i'm not the first to be voicing a concern on the issue

mayer does standup?

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXqHEM9U3m

biorhythmic deviation

 Drama: She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough.Eric: What the hell does that mean>?Drama:

new shoes - new man

there is a big bunch of people that sarcastically joke about mereturning to the work force as selling

GO TIME!

without realizing it, it's the third anniversary of GO TIME.  i wrote a poem but i need some help with the last line六月單身寂寞走出去泡妞吃人肉 (interchangeable

taipei is so effin humid...

i've been legitimately accused of one-upping people. and in fact thatone-upping persona has slowly

V.C.R.

"IT SAVED MY MARRIAGE"

[chen] -- just change ur last name....

am i bad influence? that's what larry calls me.  but then again, he's the one that influenced

song dedications.....

i think that for any work environment, a good, clean, comfortable, bathroom is very very crucial.i was thinking about this for a while.  alice is

whiskey should be a verb.

"let's whiskey tonight"there are some people that u can whiskey with and do stupid shit with for life. 

paella!!!!!!@#!@!#!@#!@!@#$$%@#!

there are a plethora of reasons that i love going to the Dong Guan, to the Hou Jie.  but to eat