its just disgusting seeing a big ole fat man come out of a bathroom stall....wiggling around fixing his body back into his clothes...coughing yaking then wiping his beard with his hands....THEN heading to the sink...
you just know that he mutilated the toilet even with the smallest of his shits...ugh...
corporate bathroom etiquette...
please...share your stories...
alvin - finally did write my own stuff...will share with you via email
word of the day - bonhomie
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my alcohol gas could lift a hot air balloon
the best is when you piss next to the old reserved rich guy in your office wearing his loro piana shirts and $2000 cufflinks and he farts the whole piss through. it took all my might and focus to not crack up and piss all over the place.
i always wonder if guys look around and compare when they piss... purposefully or not. when u r jas standing there for a good minute facing a blank wall, there really is nuthing better to look at or think about rite?
women look at other women's boobs in open changing rooms. i mean, they r jas left hanging, and u jas cant help it.
they have a photographer that moves around the mountain and usually camps out at the jumps. they take it and you can buy it at the bottom of the mountain. but they keep a copy of the pictures online with this gay killington tag and stuff.
hello you~
take me boarding!! I wanna fall on my ass and hurt my knees like everyone else's doing.. not.
freakin tran takes me no where...
no fun~ time to go back to school... I need more hours in a day!
How bout Fat old man standing in front of the a stall with both his hands on the wall (none holding his weiner), moaning and groaning as he pisses ...as if he was fuckin a wilder beast.
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