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one more article....my gawd...u'll recognize this immediately if u've read this before...if this is your first time reading it....HAHAHAHAHA

It was an Illustrious evening. I had just returned home from my trip to Boston, tired and uncleansed. The nite moved slowly as I joined Alex for a study session at the library. Seemingly, after 2 hours of laborous studying, I was to head home, shower and sleep. Little did I know, the nite had yet to begin.
   As I returned home after devouring a wholesome corn-beef sandwich, I quickly signed onto AOL. The hours past by and conversations with Jeff and Alex helped pass the time. The hours flew by like minutes. Around the hours of 5 and 6, a warm, familiar voice informed me that I have some mail. Well it was that "You've got mail" guy. I eagerly checked my mailbox to see who would write me a letter at such an early hour. Totally oblivious to the subject matter "Teens", I opened the mail and read the informative descriptions of many promising advertisements. As I read on, I saw a eye-catching, highlighted text labeled "Click Me". So I clicked away.
   Sites and sites of luscious women, spread eagle, eyeing me to do the inevitable. But I couldn't, I had my pride, the promise to myself, the promise to the unlucky winner on Christmas, and etc. What was I to do? Click on? Why not?
   Videos, clips, images, live feeds, stories; all soo tempting. I should have went to sleep after visiting that last site, "Swedish Babes Fuck and Suck". Sheesh, what was I thinking. Click Click Click Click *Freeze*. Oh NO! My computer froze! No more women, no more teens, no more fuck and suck. I guess it was for the best.
   I restarted my computer and headed for the shower, preparing for my 5 hour power nap. As I stepped into the shower and turned on the water, the images of those "Swedish Babes Fuck and Suck" crowded and clouded my mind.
   Two weeks had gone by since the last time I smaked dat shiet. I stood in the shower with the water trickling down my body. Before long, streams of white lava jetted out from underneath. It was unbelievable, UNSTOPPABLE! It was like a fireman hosing down a BLAZING fire, yet, with ease, as if the hose had powers beyond the supernatural.
   My resolution to wait until Christmas had been broken and I realized that I could not torture myself forever. From then on, I would revert to my old self and do what I've been doing since the begining of childhood. SMAK DAT SHIET!!!!!!!