while i post....

SONG: SAVES THE DAY - FREAKISH (67 when you get your cD...u better love this song!!!!)

FOOD: cosmic cantina constance burrito.....hahaha...."can i get a sunflower please...." (remember that one annie?)

replies to comments:

khym......yes...saving all steam for long posts.....and since you wrote "stooofff" im gonna have to tell a lil anecdote about that one

kat...the only way i can lure u to hang out is with twinkies....so i guess i wont see you ever......wait....mebbe i got a secret weapon afterall.....CAMELTOE TEA!

siham...haha....just wait till i get a chance to dedicate a whole page to you....a big reason i got this thing mr siham "the man" chen

part 1: MATCHING

match the playa to the description

(playa's can be used more than once...or not at all.....)

1. hoan "aznluva4life" tran (see pervious entry)

2. victor "dirty" hsu

3. will "the thrill" lee

4. hanky panky franky also known as numba3

5. me

6. THE ZHONG yao ming aka "dulicious" (ILL GET SOME PIX OF YOU..DUN U WORRY)

7. lardy larry chen

 

8. "the mayor" (of htown) ANDREW CHUNG (see pervious entry)

dESCRIPTIONS

a. within 2 seconds of entering a party...this guy dissappears...find him later w/3 chika's (hint: his fav word is 'honestly')

b. prefers canines..........

c. it's okay that he's a snob....He's pretty with pretty shoes!!....(not only that...esther said that you're amazingly photogenic..."while i was looking through pictures..."whoa who's that....oh my god its")

d. women ask him to dance......and he delivers the LIFT

e. women want him to go to the poconoes with them....

f. will only date women if he likes their boobs and their ability to drink liquor

g. doesn't like humans....angels only.....(hint: his favorite chip is doritos)

h. makes the girl crash to the floor when dancing with them...HAHAAHAHAH

i. "it's like fire and ice man...hot and cold....."...YHDS

j. if u're heads too big...don't even think about talking to him

k. he's got funny balls...comic strip in his pants...

part 2: the weekend?...

fart/camelback/snowboarding/SMIRNOFF ICE/funny balls/glad wrap/jungle fever/fart/16yr old girls (here's a calling card...call me whne u're 18)/sort shit out/unfinished business on the lift/chuh chuh chuh cHILLL.....RELAX........pipppen....u too...RELAX/tight asss in snowpants/make sure you do your exercises everyday *STRETCH*/chugging always leads to good things/JANE IM GONNA GET YOU NEXT TIME/yao's chinese interpreter....i think thats all i can remember for now.....

hey alvin...dont you wish you could have came?...oh wait....i forgot...u said..."....everyone else bailed out...so it was just me and 2 girls in a house the whole weekend"...........DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

part 3:...THE FAT PROJECT

a few weeks ago....someone asked me what my new years resolution was.....i really didnt have any...i have a couple of short term goals..but not really something to fix or change..not that i shouldn't have any...i just didn't give it any thought because of the new year...but...i thought of losing some weight like any other person....and here's a lil twist on it...

if you ever get some time...go to www.thespark.com and check out the science tests and human experiments...most of you probably have taken some kind of personality test from that site....in anycase..this FAT PROJECT is pretty hilarious....while being a bored intern 2 summers ago....i checked this site daily just to read and check out the progress of these 2 people......so..in essence...mabye i'll post pictures of myself!..hahaa..and make it a lil test....when i figure out the rules and stuff i'll post more...of course weekends would be added bonus....10 beers equals ##inches to the waist.....

SONG interruption: INCUBUS -  I MISS YOU (acoustic version)  don't we all love brandon??!....DUH~

one guy tested....of course imma need to find a girl subject....hmm......or maybe forget this whole weight loss thing....maybe i should just try to recreate the 30lbs in 30 days.....OOOoOOo...someone sponsor me for this one!@#!@.....60lbs in 60 days..HAHAHA..FEE FI FO FUM!!@#@!

part 4: FANTASY SPORTS (i think im gonna have to dedicate this one to wHL1)...hahaha..im gonna have to add this picture

hahaha....okay...im gonna have to post on this subject later....this picture is cracking me up.....btw...the relevance of the dedication and the person you see above mr WHL1.....is that he is a recovering fantasy sports addict...jeez..this picture is before he was introduced to the world of fantasy sports...imagine how he looks now......

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part 5: INSOMNIA

cannot sleep...no james im not going through depression!!!(hahaha..maybe i should post about tuna one of these days....)

....mt creek today....esther is awesome on the slopes....GOOO KHYM.....

part 6:

.....anecdote on "stoooofff" will have to wait...u guys need some background information on the summer....

TEAM STOOOFF V. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NANA NANA (hahaha....double meaning to that one)

mah neck...mah back...

boston.....

BRUISE ON THIGH....

why you always gotta call that kid on my phone...........!@##@!

i'll post pictures......=)

SONG INTERRUPTION : duke ellington and john coltrane....the feeling of jazz....

k...BLANKIE TIME!

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RANDOM STOOOFFF>......mah neck...mah back.....

1. i really might have ADD..HAHAHHA...my mind always wanders on tangents...esp when people tell me long stories that require tons of build-up or background info...but honestly it's not that im not listening...brain rotates on about 8 cylinders...overlapping one another think VENN DIAGRAMS...takes an extra second to sit...then i respond....(mentally)

2. clear communication vs. ignorance.........I CHOSE IGNORANCE...why?....ehh..most likely because what i am ignorant about i feel is petty....but i really do mean well..so please dont get mad

3. lyrics!!....im starting to listen to lyrics??...my goodness....i'll post some excerpts:

• not part of the song but....this is a song about uhmm...talking to the person you haven't even met yet...maybe they're rolling around in the hay with someone else....but they're not as good as you'll be....YOU JUST GOT TO WAIT YOUR TURN!@##@!!#


• ...swim in a deep sea of blankets...


• ...with your hands on my waist AND YOU KISSED ME LIKE YOU MEANT IT>......

hahaha...im a whiny emotional sap.....uhmmm...gimme a break...dUH~

4. esther's birthday present....0 ISLANDERS V. 5 DEVILS....i hope you had fun!@#!@@!#@#

---be wary of the condom hat....esther i know you hate it but i love you all the same....=)......which reminds me....y'all can't see that she has 'jam pong' hair!!..hahahaha......of course i need to explain what jam pong hair is...so...

5. JAM PONG!!!!

okay annie...i really had to put his picture up...u can beat me for it later...I LOVE JAM PONG...urgh...*muah muah*

6. art of burning cd's for people.....

my goodness do you guys not realize how much pressure there is when someone asks you to make them a cD...we're talking audio cd...not some sissy mp3 cd where you can just put a million and one songs on it....but we're talking a compilation of ur most prized songs...but a list that is contoured to fit the other persons aurical genre....

• read HIGH FIDELITY!!!....


• for some poeple sharing music is everything to them...for me...it's a big deal..but come on...i'ts just music...get over it..hahaha....did i forget to mention that im not big on lyrics?...so no real personal attachment that i can or cannot share with someone else.....SING LAUGH WALLOW SCREAM AND ENJOY


• a cd holds about 16 songs....jeez...first you narrow a list of 1 BAJILLION songs down to about 100 ...then kind of cut it down from there.....and then after the songs are picked and burned...u better not be listening to your list....cuz you're gonna wanna keep replacing songs!!...although...i dont know if gut instinct is the right way to go in this situation either..it's a ..gamble all in all..."the thought that counts right?"


• after the songs are picked..there is the ORDER of songs that must be put in place...i mean....u wanna think about whne the person is gonna listen to it..u dont want someone to put it in their car on the morning drive and...BOOOM...."WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE"..i mean...come on...u need gradual progression....but that doesnt' mean put the best songs all the way at teh end either....


• then there are the miscellaneous songs that just dont fit on the cd at all...diff languages..or diff beats..wehre the hell are you supposed to add those jammies in.....

i think thats all i can think of for now...let me give some thanks to those poeple who have attributed to my sudden musical CRAZE

all started with nell....../67/allgood/b2gi/DCC/dOp.........

7. best friend for the week...mr DREW CHUNG....hahaha...i stare at this picture of you everynight before i go to sleep...*swooon*

8. what post can be complete without a picture of my gf....(DU..u're gonna enjoy this one....)

...ever since GEETAR SEASON....havne't been able to attack the literature...but i swear i will....kerouac..ugh..i'll finish it one day....def gonna give lord of the rings another swirl.....convo with god..is lagging....try to finish it by this week..as you can see...the really LOW ATTENTION SPAN is kicking in.....duH~....i'll go read some more....

8. how many of you out there..take DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS>..or specificallly WORKOUT SUPPLEMENTS?....including power bars and stuff....u really think it works?...and how do you feel when you stop taking it.....

9. sports illustrated v. ESPN the mag......U TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

10. who wants to go snowboarding with the boys this weekend!?!@?#!?@....more...if u wanna join the fun....gimme a ring...or email....

11. being spoiled is relative.....is it not?....ugh...leave me be...

12....HAHAHA....they say im getting deep.....HAHAHAHAAHa...

okay..no more posting....30 min into this post and im kind of sick of xanga.....=)

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kimbo!!!

beebong!!!

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hahaha...yes clara...i do love this article....maybe it will help me pick up chicks...DUH~...

one more article....my gawd...u'll recognize this immediately if u've read this before...if this is your first time reading it....HAHAHAHAHA

It was an Illustrious evening. I had just returned home from my trip to Boston, tired and uncleansed. The nite moved slowly as I joined Alex for a study session at the library. Seemingly, after 2 hours of laborous studying, I was to head home, shower and sleep. Little did I know, the nite had yet to begin.
   As I returned home after devouring a wholesome corn-beef sandwich, I quickly signed onto AOL. The hours past by and conversations with Jeff and Alex helped pass the time. The hours flew by like minutes. Around the hours of 5 and 6, a warm, familiar voice informed me that I have some mail. Well it was that "You've got mail" guy. I eagerly checked my mailbox to see who would write me a letter at such an early hour. Totally oblivious to the subject matter "Teens", I opened the mail and read the informative descriptions of many promising advertisements. As I read on, I saw a eye-catching, highlighted text labeled "Click Me". So I clicked away.
   Sites and sites of luscious women, spread eagle, eyeing me to do the inevitable. But I couldn't, I had my pride, the promise to myself, the promise to the unlucky winner on Christmas, and etc. What was I to do? Click on? Why not?
   Videos, clips, images, live feeds, stories; all soo tempting. I should have went to sleep after visiting that last site, "Swedish Babes Fuck and Suck". Sheesh, what was I thinking. Click Click Click Click *Freeze*. Oh NO! My computer froze! No more women, no more teens, no more fuck and suck. I guess it was for the best.
   I restarted my computer and headed for the shower, preparing for my 5 hour power nap. As I stepped into the shower and turned on the water, the images of those "Swedish Babes Fuck and Suck" crowded and clouded my mind.
   Two weeks had gone by since the last time I smaked dat shiet. I stood in the shower with the water trickling down my body. Before long, streams of white lava jetted out from underneath. It was unbelievable, UNSTOPPABLE! It was like a fireman hosing down a BLAZING fire, yet, with ease, as if the hose had powers beyond the supernatural.
   My resolution to wait until Christmas had been broken and I realized that I could not torture myself forever. From then on, I would revert to my old self and do what I've been doing since the begining of childhood. SMAK DAT SHIET!!!!!!!

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i'm gonna start posting!!!!!

....how do you guys find me?....jeez...i left one post and i got 6 comments?....jeez..this is a real MEAT market in here ehh?

i think im gonna post everytime im DRUNK...hehee....that'll be QUITe OFTEN!@#?@!#?.....

....if im gonna start posting....here's the first article:

 Not long ago, a friend of mine had her heart temporarily broken.  The man in question was the sort of guy who used Kiehl's moisturizer, wore silk underthings and spent his Saturdays preparing six-course Asian fusion dinners > > for friends. Despite the frouffy trappings, he had  been expertly jerking her around for months with all the wordless dominance of an illiterate lumberjack. My friend, of course, was a goner. "Look, the man buys organic lemongrass he's obviously gay," I said in a lame attempt to cheer her up.  "You're wrong," she said, with a miserable sniff. "That's the problem. He's  not gay. He's just a bit gay." I knew immediately what she meant, because I am a sucker for it myself: The irresistible allure of the slightly gay heterosexual man. Today's ideal male strikes a delicate balance between manly and fussy.  He is the sort of guy who watches hockey wrapped in a pashmina throw. Who drinks neat bourbon while listening to Debussy. Who looks good in a sarong. Or a jock strap. Or both. He is Just Gay Enough -- a term coined last year by Talk magazine, and a concept familiar to all well-heeled urbane women of an

uncertain age. This does not simply mean that a ll-placed

bowl of edamame on a bachelor pad coffee table is the new Spanish fly. The perfect Just Gay Enough man must keep > > his feminine side in check. Every woman has her limits -- my personal feeling is that straight men should attend Broadway musicals only if dragged by women and children they love, that they should floss, but not bleach, and that they should never, ever be prettier than me. The Just Gay Enough man is decidedly, at key moments > boorishly, straight.I speak as a woman who once fell hopelessly in love with someone on basis of 

a) his extensive collection of post-structuralist > > literary theory (I was in first year, okay?)

b) his hometown hockey pennant and

c) his table manners. "You want him to be a little gay about things," 

theTalk article states. "you want to be able to have a guy who knows the wall should be painted periwinkle and also knows how to do that himself. The perfect man could pull up to your house on a Harley, needing a shave, and tell you, 'I just cut this recipe out of the Times and I think we should make it tonight.' " The requirements of slightly gay straightness are a finicky science, one that naturally sexy men (say, Jude Law) instinctively understand. Talk demonstrates the formula in terms of personal > > trappings. As in:clownish hipster boots +  limited-edition car + calf's leather jacket = Not Gay  Enough. Kiehl's + Henry Rollins poetry fan + twin Jack Russell Terriers = Just a Little Too Gay. After consulting a few like-minded friends, we decided the ideal combination would be something like:  Powder blue cashmere turtleneck + pilot's licence + herb garden = Just Gay Enough.  The sentiment is echoed by an episode on The Simpsons in which Apu, clearly the least desirable specimen on the block at a charity bachelor auction, makes all the women swoon by announcing, "I like to make furniture, and then discuss where it is placed in a room." "The secret is that combination of masculine and feminine traits," says my colleague Russell Smith.  "A touch of gay flair, or at least what an extremely  conservative, repressed society perceives as effeminacy or gay flair, is a very effective technique. An interest in clothes, in how things look, in aesthetics and services, a certain  narcissism and vanity and, oh, classical music -- it scores chicks."  Ben Mulroney instinctively understands this secret combination. When the decidedly het CTV host recently dressed up as Karl Lagerfeld for Halloween -- lace fan and all -- the women in attendance loved it. "A great many men won't do things they perceive as being too > > feminine," he says. "It's a cliche, but you do have to be comfortable enough in your sexuality to do  those things. I took a wine-tasting class, I know how to waltz, I brunch. > > > > You have to brunch. It pays off in the long run."  Perhaps the most persuasive evidence of the Just Gay Enough man's appeal is the fact that they get the best women. My friend Jamie, who describes himself as "the gayest straight man on Earth" and can recognize a pair of Jil Sander boots across four lanes of traffic, is  living with a sweet-natured grad student in the body of a Ford model. And the British > > columnist John Diamond, late husband of the finger-licking food goddess Nigella Lawson, once described himself in the Times of London as "one of those just gay enough men -- the sort who could strip down a motorbike engine and creosote the shed in the morning, run up a new pair of trousers over lunch and have the confidence to say to my wife, 'Actually, darling, I'd have gone for the Grape Crush with that top.' " Some straight men get prickly about the Just Gay Enough tag. "Unfortunately, we've got to a point in this declining age where knowing how to use a knife and fork and knowing the difference between chardonnay and Chablis is perceived as being a bit gay," spat one male friend of mine, a dashing writer who did not appreciate my telling him how devastatingly, every so slightly gay he is. "There was a time when such things were simply part of being a gentleman." Touche, darling.

10:55 PM

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