HOME ALONE

Kevin McCallister: Oh no. My family is in Florida, and I'm in New York...

[Gleefully]

Kevin McCallister: My family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?

my family left me at home alone for a month.  they told me to 看家。。。 so i joined the local retro fitness gym.  a throw back 90s gym donned in yellow and red which could have easily accommodated women in unitards and crop tops along side body builders in spaghetti strap U neck tank tops but this is 2015.  and these gyms are reserved for high school football teams lifting for mass..."can i work in with you??"

the gym in the burbs is a far cry from the equinoxes in manhattan.  100 dollar shorts and matching outfits with pristine fly knit sneakers are replaced with ratty college athletic wear, lacrosse mesh shorts and a headband working out not for vanity but rather like u're still clinging onto that state championship from 7 years ago.   obviously, i fit right now.  

even my weekends started to fit in w the bridge and tunnel crowd.  douchebag workouts accompanied by douchebag dinners at stk.  followed by pravda.  a stop at chomos.  gemma.  then louie and chan.   followed by brunch at marta the day after....