sorry guys (victor)....the bi-annual triple kiss has been postponed till next week...

annie tells me jkao has finals...and will not be able to make the festivities tomorrow night...

everyone tries soo hard to stray away from ktown...yet i find those old school drinking establishments calling my name every so often...from my first puke to my 24h YEAR OF PUKING...shall we make it another night in ktown though??

after a very very productive night out with the homies...ekhym and allpro-vietboarder...the main topic of discussion couldn't stray too far from that of all young adults....sex (and all its subsidiaries)....this time we chose to combine the profane with genitalia, ultimately creating the vivid inside joke....gawd im getting sick thinking about it....

drum roll please...

TWISTED TESTICLES...

bewildered by the pure nature of the event...and having heard about the incident from a mutual friend...all pro viet boarder blurted the random "DID YOU KNOW..........." .....my goodness....after i scraped up snot off the dashboard...and ekhym getting lost in the epic tpkes of jersey...the conversation became interesting...

i shared the intimate stories of a close friend of mine getting Twisted Testicle....at summer school one year 1997......my most vivid memory of my friend KEN WOO (we lost touch but he might stubmle across this...hahah)  at a mcdonalds at quincy market...writhing in pain in one of those booths...all scrunched up and tucked under...sitting there..not eating....just grabbing his stomach....

u know when you drnik too much and get "the sweats" the next day....well..he had the sweats all day....nto to mention it was the middle of summer...90 degree heat....and all i could do was laugh at him...and ask him to desscribe his pain...hwo it happeend....what the hell is TWISTED TESTICLE>..he kept telling me of not being able to sleep...can't focus...can't shower...can't pee...can't do anything...and the more i witnessed his story...the harder i laughed...it was a purely inconceivable notion at that time..(and maybe it still is..cuz im laughing as i type...).....he was whining about not being able to shower...touch it...poke it...OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWw.....then after going to the docotr adn realizing it was tiwsted.....and that THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO BUT LET IT UNTWIST ON ITS OWN (if it gets worse..then testicular exploration is necessary...).....oh man..if only you gusy heard his voice when he described teh doctor poking at his balls..HAHAHa....and when we knew it was tested..."why dont you just untwist it....just touch it..move it..bang it...jiggle the leg..."...HAHAHAHA....

oh man..eventually it got better...but jeez..that was hilarious....i hear MOFOTOFU has had it before too....someone check out that page...

here is the real explanation

http://www.pedisurg.com/PtEduc/Torsion_of_the_Testicle_or_Testis.htm

im definitely gnona get it myself for typing all this...gawd im going to hell...HAHAHAHAHA.....

 

 

in other news..

anyone see schillings contract clauses??

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=stark_jayson&id=1683054

now here is tran's new clause:

1. if trans trip to houston is a failure...then i willl personally administer AUDI

2. if tran can't sell his flower bed...then i will sell it for him...or donate to charity

3. any overtime bonus money will be donated to big and tasties....

4. if tran doesn't go the distance...and not guerilla warfare...he will be spared from typical audi...and get blue audi....

okay..enough of that...HAHAHA

...song - JEFF BUCKLEY-hallelujah, radiohead, garbage...