sitting at the beach, soaking in the salt water breeze, soothing sounds of continual waves breaking against the coastline is god's glory of creation.  however, another perspective on mother natures fruitful bounty and blessings on earth is from the 2nd floor balcony of harry's across the street from orchard towers.  a perfect place to sit, shoot the shit, and basque in the ambience of constant, raw, human instinct.  if u catch the last bits of happy hour, u get to see the first shifts waves of women pouring into what we describe as the "bomb shelter".  the viets, the thais, the chinese, the korean, the eastern europeans, and the she-he's all come dressed to impress, dressed to work.  hot or not, each hold their own value, and it's quite a site to see their clientele wheelin' to close the deal, octopus hands groping while bargaining, and heading for the taxi stand.  first wave is pricey, but apparently if dangle on that street corner post 12am, u're in for a "blue light special' rate. 

and so, after last night, i've increased my ozzie rolodex PLUS 3.  and i'll rescind my bashing comments from yesterdays post.  short sighted, prejudice, and only written for sake of blog marketing, lack of content, post.  and so after last nights fiasco, my new standpoint, is that ozzies (and these are ones living in oz, not spore) are the most perverted bunch o'blokes i've been around.  could easily be the shipping industry, however, i'd rather blame them down under.  wickedly fun dancing on table tops, hanging from the stripper pole, witnessing working women thrown on laps and dangerously avoiding one filipino woman stalking me. 

i can't remember anything after dancing on the table. i just know that i kept thinking about wrinkly noses and freckles all night.



my aunt just told me i've aged and it's not just the wrinkles, it's the persona. FARKIN A!  i'm going for a facial tomorrow.




does this scare u?

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Vietnam is having Paris Hilton moment

Vietnamese TV star Hoang Thuy Linh smiles as she poses in Hanoi, Vietnam, Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007.  An online sex video featuring the popular young TV star has riveted the nation for over a week. Thuy Linh's show has been canceled and her career is over, capped by a tearful 15-minute farewell on national television during which she apologized for disgracing her family and disappointing her fans, most of them high school girls. (AP Photo/Hoang Ha)

and thanks to the lop.....the video....

if singapore had any ounce of excitement....i might say that this coffee bean outdoor seating area in holland village, is a prime target for potential high speed chase scene, screeching tires making the right turn into this alley wildly fishtailing out of control, completely sidesweeping everyone in my immediate vicinity.  the awning would collapse, the motorized fan blades above me would be lodged in someones skull and papaya's from the non existent fruit truck parked across the street would be splattered across the piled tables and chairs and broken limbs heaped along the shattered windowfront of the store.

ronin? bourne ultimatum? something along those lines.  i know. i'm a nutjob.  my head is kind of hurting. i don't think i ate much last night and after 5 days of detox.  i went for beer and whiskey @ j bar.  the band rocked.  then went for dinner @ esmiralda (hanging skewers of meat). and more beers @ some ramen place in cuppage.  moving on......


dear miss ami.  as per the "real aussie" comment

other than a mister kenn, australians haven't been giving me the greatest impression on being a country focused on quick intellect.  (granted i know a total of ~10 ozzies).  they are most definitely laid back and refreshingly friendly however, but when it comes to witty and on-the-money, maybe a tad under par.  my reasons for this rant?  because i was at dinner with 2 middle aged deep rooted aussies and other than the fact that it was pulling teeth to break the ice, this one woman's close ended responses were killin' me.   the "YEH YEH"...."OH YEH" ...."YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH" ......that's the aussie response to everything, it'd be nice to continue the "YEH's" with some added phrases...but it just continues with MORE "YEH's"......!  my goodness!

i just spent the past 2 days reading on this thing....

http://www.new-ventures.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=enterpriseDetails&IDenterprise=18

http://www.shenwu.com.cn/en/News/ShowInfo_product.aspx?ID=16


how awesome is this!!! i need more visitors!! i need to get more pics of scantily clad women.....where is hoan when u need him....


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for those that wear watches....do you keep your watch on when you type on the keyboard?
doesn't it get in the way?
i always have to take it off....
kind of defeats the purpose of wearing one....
or is it that i wear clunky watches....


i've oft blogged how being well-rounded is actually a curse in disguise...how ones interests becomes spread thinly over too many topics rather than fully focusing and excelling at one or two items that envelops and embraces and becomes oneself from within....to transform the external flame to a blue flame of heated passion with it...(think goku)...however, this is not one of those posts. everyones yin yang balance of differentials is different and thats for oneself to figure out. so in this post i will be my own antithesis claiming that i enjoy being engulfed in my ADD of interests. im lucky to have people in the art field around me to guide my level of vanity away from the path of amateurs. i'm lucky to attend chic society events that keep me not far from my inbred realm of spoiled brat....and gives added arguably cultural cushion to my other activities of self indulgence......

isn't jeff's work soo damn cool? im using it as my desktop wallpaper.....it might even be cooler if he'd pass the models number over to me....

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it's part of who i am to learn about what my friends are interested in. a big part of my friends work in fashion and it got me reading wwd and asking for them to send me fashion trend articles....i did some reading on tom ford, galliano, mcqueen etc....not that i was much innately interested in couture as i was to know what was going on in the next conversation my buddies were going to have.....and so just as with fashion....i've applied my fervor of curiousity towards.....PORK.

this VANILLA PORK has been on my mind all week.

After having lunch and dinner and a salon visit and shopping and mani/pedi (ok just kidding) with louisa's brother, kent, it made me really think about the scientific manners of analytical eating. i eat to critique, i critique like a wannabe amateur, combining mood, personal preference, personal idiosyncracies into each critique i publicize. i have my reasons for doing so, one being that im not a pro and for purposes of this blog - it's the world through my eyes, and i secularize food as i like to let the endorphins engulf and bias my opinions about things. however, for someone in the industry, it's quite different to see their approach on tasting. for kent, each gesture for a bite of food is built up by a pensive plan of attack (what strategy he's thinking, i'm not sure....maybe flavor combination? personal preference? aestheic plating?) regardless, there's the stare gazing along with his head tilting from side to side to get a full peripheral scope of the prey....followed by delicate clamping of the chopsticks down on the pork, only slightly dabbing each slice in just the textbook amount of complementary sauce wary as to not overpower the natural flavor of the meat, then reticently placing the pork unto the tongue before slowly engulfing the entire piece. at almost a surreal slowmotion pace, he then chews steadily and ponderously careful not to blink as to disturb the million of tastebud statisticians compiling data and scuffling to keep pace with levels of serotonin....

as i've read in previous food magazines and the basic principles of wine tasting, to full capture the robust flavors exploding and maserating in the inner cavity of the mouth is a delicately trained skill that requires self control and balanced judgement. etiquette of eating may seem superfluous but are quite fitting for the techniques of proper critique, steadily feeding oneself in a way where immediate sharp flavors are to flirt with the front of the tongue first before rotating the taste to the back where the full richness of the food is to be tested....then it is to be brought back againn.....kind of sounds like the swirling and sucking of drinking wine.....liquid is a bit frree flowing and necessary to control, but the natrual process of eating does this automatically......its like oral regurgitation.....if our appendix still acted like our 2nd stomach...we'd be digesting like cows bringing digested food back up to be re-tasted.....

anyways, this is a new thing in taiwan called vanilla pork. (check out the video link)[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ2qYFJKj_M&rel=1]

http://www.bioking.com.tw/flash/aa.wmv

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"well if ur missin out on christmas n ur bday then when r u comin back...how can u not celebrate ur bday here in ny...its tradition...and its traditionally a time for me to hook up w a new chick"



tradition

i must be the devil....
most people talk about tradition as a means to preserve holy values. traditional celebrations that have held together the bonds of true merit...occurrences that hasve withstood the tests of time....yet we are the devils...that joke and pilfer the essence of the word and treat tradition without it's laudable connotation, as the annual reoccurence of hedonism and indulgence. kudos to us. invisble horns on the house.



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i've been sending out postcards again as of late....the new taiwanese postcards are really cool...we gotta try to get mom on there...there are some others with microfilm landscapes on there....WHO WANTS POSTCARDS?




from tammy

Real and fake facial hair trends for Japanese men


Posted in: 03 Fashion & Lifestyle Trends


While
not exactly known for being able to grow even partially-full beards,
facial hair is in for Japanese men, both young and old alike. Those on
the young end of the spectrum tend to be with a hipper crowd, are
students, or simply don’t care about looking like a clean-shaven
salaryman. After all, most Japanese men who enter companies are forced
to stay smooth per company policy. However, once they retire (or get
off of work for the weekend) there’s a whole new world of goatees and
mustaches that only need some patience….or a little adhesive!


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Having facial hair (hige in Japanese) takes a bit of work for most men, and the older guys who can pull it off and look good doing it are called choiwaru oyaji
(??????????親父), meaning “cool old man”. You can spot guys like this all
over Tokyo these days, looking sharp in a modern suit with no necktie
and sporting a neatly trimmed beard. For young guys, a beard is the
perfect counter-action to the mainstream feminization of Japanese men,
a la Kat-Tun. It separates the men from the boys, so to speak.


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There’s an entire facial hair culture now, with websites like Hige Club, a portal and salon that’s all about the facial hair lifestyle. Tips on how to kiss with facial hair, dye it, or even eat natto
without making a mess are included in their column section, with lots
of other resources available to members. For those with money to spend,
salons like Fujii
in Tokyo offer high-class beard coloring and trimming with modern
style, but still with a barber’s touch. After all, there’s nothing
manly about growing a beard and then having it “styled”. Fujii does
“base design” for facial hair, creating a good look for customers so
they can go home and maintain it on their own.


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Of course, not everyone is blessed with a beard that can be worked
with beyond a few sprouts on the chin. For these unfortunate (lucky?)
fellows, companies like Propia
have had great success in marketing fake facial hair that isn’t
over-the-top, but is just enough to create the look their customers
want. The word for “fake beard” in Japanese is tsuke hige
(????????????), and they’ve been a surprise hit for both retired
salarymen and and current ones who want the look for just a couple of
days. We’ve seen some around town that we suspected were fake, but it’s
nearly impossible to tell as far as we know. At about $30 for a goatee,
they’d better look pretty real.


Posted by Michael Keferl
Pictures via the above links


ridiculous

Singapore Legalizes Anal and Oral Sex, Only Among Heterosexuals
2007-10-24 00:02 (New York)


By Simeon Bennett
     Oct. 24 (Bloomberg) -- Singapore rejected a proposal to legalize sex between gay men while repealing laws that restricted oral and anal sex between heterosexuals, in the biggest changes to the city-state's criminal code in two decades.
     The nation's Parliament yesterday repealed sections of the Penal Code that prohibit ``carnal intercourse against the order of nature,''
legalizing the practices between consenting heterosexual adults.
Lawmakers rejected a petition to amend laws in which sex between men is deemed an act of ``gross indecency''
and carries a jail term of as much as two years.
     ``Singapore is basically a conservative society,'' Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said yesterday in a speech to lawmakers.
``By family in Singapore, we mean one man, one woman marrying, having children and bringing up children within that framework,'' Lee said. The government doesn't ``proactively enforce'' its gay-sex law, he said.
     The changes are part of dozens of amendments to the code, which represent the biggest revision of criminal law in Singapore since 1985.
     By allowing anal sex between heterosexual couples and not between men, the new laws are ``selective and discriminatory,''
said Siew Kum Hong, the member of Parliament who introduced the petition.
     The legislature, which is dominated by Lee's ruling People's Action Party, passed other laws banning paid sex with anyone less than 18 years old, including organizing or participating in so-called child sex tours to other nations.
     The bills will now be sent to President S.R. Nathan to be signed into law.

--Editor: J. Gale

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http://hk.news.yahoo.com/071023/12/2i1e6.html

Mingpao
附近二手樓成交升兩成 (明報) 10月 24日 星期三 05:10AM
Near the secondary property transactions rose 20% (Ming Pao Daily News)
 October 24
Wednesday 05:10 AM



【明報專訊】政府通過興建地鐵西港島線後,西營盤和堅尼地城附近的樓價及租金隨即上升,有地產物業代理商指近日德輔道西的交易量平均上升一至兩成,有人購入唐樓等待發展商收購,叫價更上升近
HK Ming Pao: the government's approval of the WIL, Sai Ying Pun and Kennedy Town
near the prices and rents up immediately, real estate agents refer to the recent
Des Voeux Road West, the transaction volume rose by an average of 10% to 20%, it
was purchased tenement buildings waiting for developers to acquire, more outcry
by nearly








一倍。 Doubled. 位於薄扶林道的寶翠園,部分業主認為呎價可再升三分之一。
Located in Pok Fu Lam Road Belcher, some owners may think-foot price rise
one-third.



寶翠園業主:料呎價升三分一 Belcher owners:
Material feet or one-third of the price



寶翠園一個細單位的業主周小姐說,得悉西港島線興建後感到好開心。
A small units Belcher owners Chow said that after the construction of the West
Island Line was good fun.
她指現時多以小巴和巴士代步,甚為不便,相信有鐵路後方便得多。
She was referring to more than the current travel minibuses and buses, are
rather inconvenient, I believe that after more convenient for the
railway.
她又指3、4年前購入單位時,呎價約6000元,相信鐵路建成後呎價有望升近三分之一,屆時才考慮放盤。
She also refers to 3,4 years ago bought units, foot price of about 6,000 yuan, I
believe after the railroad is completed - foot price is expected to rise nearly
one-third, I will consider caving disc.



位於德輔道西的地產物業代理公司負責人鄧國昭說,近日該地段不論是商舖或樓宇,睇樓的人多了,成交量升一兩成。
Des Voeux Road West in the real estate agent for Kenny Tang Zhao said that
recently the lot either shops or buildings, as many people in the flat, or
January 2% of turnover.
他又指寶翠園、泓都等樓價相信仍有兩三成升幅。 He also
said that Belcher, Wang and other property prices are still 20% or 30% believe
that the increases.
另外,亦有人乘機吸納唐樓,400方呎單位的叫價已由100萬增至200萬。
In addition, some people flew suction campaigns floor, 400 sq ft flat outcry
from 1 million to 2 million.



測量師彭兆基說,大市向好下,建鐵路有助推動沿線物業樓價,「高10%至15%都不奇」;又指西營盤及堅尼地城的地鐵出口有助增加人流,令附近商舖及物業價值上升。
Surveyor Pang said, the market for the better, built along the railway will help
promote property prices, "high-10-15% not surprising"; Also refers to Sai Ying
Pun, Kennedy Town will help increase the export of the crowd, near shops and the
rise in the value of the property.
兩區亦有不少樓齡較高的物業,將來有機會被收購。 Two
districts have many older properties, would have the chance to be
acquired.
但他提醒,第二街地段較細,合併樓宇相對較多,「若中間地段的收購行動有阻礙,便可能出現阻滯」。
However, he reminded, Second Street smaller lots, merger relatively high
buildings, "If the acquisition Middle lots have hindered, it may be a
block."



憂基層難捱貴租
Worries grassroots kitchen high rents



中西區區議會主席陳特楚說,西區人口老化,不少來自基層,擔心日後租金上升,居民難以負擔。
Central and Western District Council Chairman Chan Chu said, the Western aging
of the population, and many come from the grass roots, worried that rising
rents, the residents can not afford.
他促請政府及地鐵協助安置受影響居民,釐訂票價時優先考慮居民負擔能力。
He urged the government and the MTR help resettle the affected residents, Lower
fares priority when residents affordability.
鐵路落成後,巴士及小巴生意勢受打擊,公共小型巴士總商會主席凌志強說,現有800多部紅巴來往港島東區及西區,司機平均月入約7000至1.2萬元,預計將來營業額跌三至四成,促請運輸署開放更多小巴上落客禁區。
Upon the completion of the railway, buses and minibuses by the business
potential combat, public light buses General Chamber of Commerce Chairman Qiang
said that the existing more than 800 of the RMB from the Eastern and Western
Hong Kong Island, the monthly income of an average driver about 7,000 to 12,000
yuan, or expected future revenue 30% to 40%, the Transport Department and
opening up more small urges bus pick-up/drop-off area.





been into some indonesian musik lately....pretty darn good...wayy better than asian pop.  rock ballads...

My Heart    Irwansyah & Acha Septriasa   
Cinta Terakhir  - Ari Lasso   
Selalu Jatuh Cinta - Anang & Krisdayanti   
Cinta Pertama (Sunny) - Bunga C,Lestari   
Tentang Aku,Engkau Dan Dia (Usai Sudah) - Kangen Band  
Jadikan Aku Yang Ke-2 - Astrid   
Mimpi - Anggun   
Cinta Diujung Jalan - Agnes Monica
Lelaki Buaya Darat - Ratu
Mengenangmu - Kerispatih
Pecinta Wanita - Irwansyah
Let's Dance Together - Melly feat. BBB


the click five/black eyed peas concert ROCKED!!!!!!!!




i friggin can't believe the click five opened for them and that i missed part of their set.  i'm so jaded by my previous s'pore concert experiences that i assumed no one would open the show, i assumed the concert would be subpar and mostly blamed by the lame-0 audience dragging down the upbeat performance.  Let's face it, singaporeans generally don't like hip hop.  they club to house, they like billboard pop-rock on the radio, and karaoke to jay chou and friends.  hip hop is left for the wild niche crowd that the country has so cleverly holed into "hip hop rooms" and "butter factory".  (u might blame inherent stereotypical chinese disdain/fear/bias of black people).  However, these 2 bands on foreign soil, rocked so hard and with so much energy, in succession, that it brought up the generally lackluster fan appreciation during the show....it was one rocking rock band followed by one big parrtttaaayyy....WOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOT!!

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i did the lackadaisical fashionably-late, looking-for-beer entrance only to be stunned by 'click five' posters at the front gate and after hearing a slight rift of "flipside" i did a flipside semi-screaming at the 'bladder handicapped' farida and jlee89 to hurry their tooshies into the show!!   to be honest, i've been pretty out of the visual aspect of music the past few years, holed up in the mp3 generation, downloading 'what's hot' and not being able to put a face to the band, not being able to tandem gossip news with billboard charts, (but i guess this in essence gives me a purer judgment of music).  and I've been loving the click five!!!  blasting it in the office day after day....

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the click five brought back the quintessential cbgb underground rock band...anorexic skeleton frame wrapped in tight jeans and a fitted top.  purple velour outfit for the lead singer, black on black vest/tie ensemble for the lead guitarist.  both with long hair, both holding their guitars lower than necessary, knees buckled inward and arms flailing in circles (imagine air guitar but WITH THE GUITAR).  OMG, i haven't seen anyone rock that hard in quite some time and made me so completely envious of rockstardom! (maybe the last time i felt this way was @ prince concert - but he's a friggin legend).  When live performances rival record recordings it always makes me wonder whether these "rockstars" were once choir/glee club members in high school.  their set was a no frills show, one simple stage set, crisp vocals, loud guitar, well rehearsed harmony, evident cohesion and enough energy to power a small town.  i was stoked!  jlee89 was sweating! and farida's booty was on autopilot.

look at that outfit....don't you think it's missing something?? yep...toilet paper stuck on the pumps...

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u never really realize how many hits a band has until their concert set list is a medley of hits reviving nostalgia of the past few years of your party life to mind...i've known about the peas when they were playing gigs at our fraternity parties (of course i didn't really pay much attention to them, probably too busy chugging beer and chasing sorority girls around the room) but from their roots of playing at parties to hitting the billboard charts with party hits, they've stayed true to their bread and butter of "what their mama gave them" which is seat rising, bass thumping, head bopping, "lady humpin" jams.  they brought the fury to singapore indoor stadium and i left with smiles from ear to ear. 

their songs all sound like similar booty shakin' beats to me, which is probably why i can't remember nor does it matter which song they opened with.  what i did notice was their ingenious usage of classic samples for intro's, rifts, bridges, chorus', with spanish guitar, trumpet, orchestral interludes stunning the audience with motion picture grandeur....building suspense, building momentum, and intuitively progressing into a poppy redundant chorus captivating and capturing the audience on all fronts....they did some timely covers/samples as well....fergie sang sweet child o mine, will.i.am. rapped jack johnson's - gone gone gone, they sampled 7 nation army, taboo covered kriss kross' - JUMP.  their concert also allowed for individual members to promote solo hits....

taboo is a pretty good emcee introducing his mates' solo acts, getting the audience riled up.....first getting the south east asian crowd riled up for apl.de.ap aka king of phillipines tagalog jam.  will.i.am did "what your mama gave you" and fergie did her own 3-4 song set....with none of the members stealing any thunder from the overall flare of the band.  from our post concert conversation, farida informed me that fergie's wax face is due to her previous meth addiction, which was wretchedly evident over the 4 big screens zoomed in on her...i personally had a hard time negating the butter-face even with her smokin hot body.  regardless, she embodies the word tomboy, the antithesis of what chinese girls are taught to be, and she absolutely ROCKS IT.  she's a bit nasally, comes off a bit overly tacky, tightropes trashy, but embraces herself, and again, ROCKS IT.  she belts her songs loud, clean and vibrant, shakes her booty like she owns the place, shows off her body cuz she derserves to after all that workin out....

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farida either had epilipsy from the waist down or kept bumpin booty with me standing behind......and when lady lumps came on....i had to get on someone....jenn seemed to be a great candidate.....