"weekday warrior..."


 


i just got into work...and i have work to do...just great


hungover...


 


cendrillon sucks - they call it flip food...rather its asian fusion...(but thanks for dinner c)


pravda on a wednesday always proves to be rough...the original plan was to order a bottle of goose...but we opted for 2 bottles of "jewel of russia" and some Polish vodka...


so as per my post yesterday...last nights dinner revolved around how much ass greenspan must get...i really don't remember the details of the arguement...but for a certain sum of money...people were willing to enter the realm of homo-alan...


so i looked up a picture of greenspans wife this morning...she's ugly...blegh


larry king's wife is hotter...and geraldo's new wife is HOTTER~


i have blurry vision.


 


note to esther and li jung:


bumped into both yor men...hang on to them both...too cool to let go...plus they bought me a drink...haha...we now have plans to raid the kraft store...and sell it off the back of a van in chinatown or something...


 

i should adopt coffee shop as a 2nd home.


soo much steak that i couldn't sleep last night....jam pong loves peter lugers too~....


gawd...he must get soo many chicks.


 


hahaha...maria bartiromo has a fan page..oh man i used to love her in the mornings...she seems to have lost her spunk though...i wonder if they'll keep her on cnbc as she ages....a sad reality



 


word of the day....SHIBBY!

azuls - GREAT FOOD...check it out


 


 

**edit**


some guys in corporate america shake hands wayyy to hard...


it almost seems as they are trying to kill you or something...gawD~  its even worse when a small dude shakes hands hard....its like he's compensating for something....haha..or better yet..a woman~...MAN HANDS~


 


 


it has been brought to my attention that my daily regiments of eating, walking or any daily function differs from the normal and mature being...


annie - "what is it that triggers your mind to tell your body to jump into a horse gallop while walking over to the stove...i just don't get you..."


"....i've seen that dance you do while you eat..." as she imitates me bobbing my head back and forth


my goodness...do i really look and act like such a lil boy?...friggin a...her head bobbing imitation reminds me of eddie murphys delirious ice scream segment..."i got my ice cream and you got no ice scream..."


 

i got into umich!


 

funny story over the weekend...


@ el tropicana (more of a hut on the side of the road rather than a club)


a local bahamian comes up to me in the middle of the club..."you like that?...she's my sister...let me hook you up"...annie starts cracking up


....oh man...i get caught staring at the biggest black booty in there...she's wearing something red on top...and some "about to burst" khaki capri's that have have strings at the bottom...what is the deal with my affinity to black women...jeezus...


freeport, bahamas - is definitely not the spring break place to go...seems like i was the only one not informed of this before we went...tried to go on spring break alone...if thats even possible..."drinkity drink"...


lots of conch, seafood platter for every meal, PAIN KILLERS ARE PAIN, bahamian delight (campari, gin, grapefruit) really not too bad, shark tastes nasty...very dry (opted for this over turtle-its said to be FISHY), kayaked in the mangrove...nature walked (red, black, white mangrove, love vines, HEART OF PALM - interesting, fig trees, underwater caves (thunderball cave), juniper, ming, 8 year cycle of burning)...swam with dolphins...lots of stone crab....


IM JINXED - never gonna get to go snorkeling...the bus left without us in PR...and this time in freeport - because we had children in the group...the tour guide didnt want to risk it with with windy conditions...BLAH


 


 


PS...as much as i am a yankee fan...the yankees are disgusting...they dont give you a reason to cheer for sports...they just pay too much to have any reason to justify a decent sporting challenge...blegh...i may like arod...but I LOVE SORIANO~!@!@#!@#!@@!#~!@!@$@#%$!@...not to mention...AROD SHOULD BE PLAYING SS....


also...with a big market city like new york...its hard to rebuild...but its no reason to overpay over the hill players...ie yankees/knicks...definitely laud the tim thomas trade but he's an overpaid underachiever...i always thought the best way was to get 2 stars and then maybe find some cheap counterparts in young underachieving draft picks like darius/kwame/chandler and START THE YOUNG GUYS like sweetney...at least then you get YOUNG STARS to root for...something the knicks NEVER HAVE....who wants to buy an old fogey jersey...jeez...


**i need another early spring biotech surge like last year** CHARGE~


word of the weekend - "cheese doodle"


my alter ego is "eric"

mother friggin fractured the sternum...


 


now it hurts to cough/laugh/sneeze/get up/breathe....


blegh...


 


guess no scuba duba this weekend for me...


gonna catch up on some reading...


bahamas here i come~


 


anyways....


2/21 day trip to mt snow...80 bucks - lift ticket and bus


who's in with me....


 


in other news...


- waskal...wutta sucker...the drug friggin works!...


- i feel as though if purgatory does exist...u'll see greenspan sitting there deciding ur fate...friggin guy...just go away already


-"hedge" is my word of the year, right next to "thesbian" (which has been the word of the year since 6th grade)


 


wowzers: