"why you keep stealing all our women?"
"cuz we wanna end the korean race. everyone's gonna become hybrids"
"cuz we wanna end the korean race. everyone's gonna become hybrids"
11:44 AM
the art of the bandito can take on many forms. it starts with facebok fridays because what's better than a hangover and facebook to piece together the previous nigths events. then there's sunday night bandito...which..just builds the coilspring for the week to come. this week bandito technique was quite successful by our dentist friend. (send a message the night before, add in the prospect of increasing your network and the much coveted after party at tenjune and ......VOILA)
welcome to the YHS formula. and the asian party uniform. (the tube top and the miniskirt)
and while other people got drunk and went home, me n a singaporean turned to bar select for miami models and their high school senior sister and rather than staying for kicks. the singaporean went on a schwarma binge....
victors pics from the jump party.
welcome to the YHS formula. and the asian party uniform. (the tube top and the miniskirt)
and while other people got drunk and went home, me n a singaporean turned to bar select for miami models and their high school senior sister and rather than staying for kicks. the singaporean went on a schwarma binge....
victors pics from the jump party.
8:41 PM
this weekend, felt exactly the same as the last. in fact, the past 14 days have just felt like groundhogs day. but in a good way. in a fun way. in a way where u're thinking right before u go to sleep "i hope we do this again tomorrow"...what can i say about living @ the frat house while pushing into my late 20s? what can i say about living my mid twenties being completely in love with the movie "old school" only to be living it right now. at this point, an intervention might be in order because "we ordered 150 dollars worth of chinese food. and my beloved buddy went mike tyson on the delivery guy (who was at fault b/c he demanded a 10% tip and refused to give change back)...and while consuming our spicy szechuan meal, we reminisced about our fraternity pledging memories and how a few pledges here and there would be nice).....at this point, an intervention might be in order because "yesterday i ordered 5 40oz of coors light along with a 24 pack and the deli guy said...1D? he knows us. and we know him"......and that's not to mention i ordered from that deli at 3am the night before 2x in the span of 10 minutes. both orders chock full of food, beer and cigarettes. and it's just the irony of life and luck (good and bad) that brings me full circle right back into this predicament that has us all reeling backwards, enjoying nyc summers and male bonding.
"i dont understand how he (who will not be named) lives with his gf and still finds it in him to take these weekend excursions every month with her....."
"i'd do it with a bunch of other couples....(ur own friends and their gfs) but just one girl? that's just too intimate"
we're just not ready.
"i dont understand how he (who will not be named) lives with his gf and still finds it in him to take these weekend excursions every month with her....."
"i'd do it with a bunch of other couples....(ur own friends and their gfs) but just one girl? that's just too intimate"
we're just not ready.
8:40 PM
the batcall....
pickin teams.
shin soo young is david duchovy. or a korean rapper.
mikey chau 2.0
pickin teams.
shin soo young is david duchovy. or a korean rapper.
mikey chau 2.0
7:20 AM
new zipcode. new room. same unfurnished feel. suitcase, bed and laptop. welcome to the frat house.
7:13 AM
find a photo. tag the peers of your choice. and let imagination flow...
this is what you get....(for the record, victor perng was attached on the picture and he adds tons of commentary inbtwn photo comments that add juice to each upcoming part of the saga)
Alexander Chin at 5:45pm June 16
we're creating a little choose your own adventure storybook photoalbum for the two.....mike and michelle say their "i love you's" before diving into the perilous deep waters of the carribean searching for the cho family petrified daikon...rumored to have been stolen from korea and sold by pirates last scene here in the carribean...ARRRRGGGHHHHH SHIVER ME TIMBERS....where is chomo's eye patch?
Dan Cho at 5:55pm June 16
too bad this is actually the jersey shore and all that the two star crossed lovers find is a petrified jean jacket. disappointed in their meager find, the two toss the jacket aside and engage in a staring contest which lasts deep into the night....
....8 hours in, the two continue to stare at each other...their faces lit by the pale blue light of the moon and stars....both, with stone cold determination refuse to look away.
Michael asks his still faced lover, "how are you able to do this for so long?"... Read More
Michelle replied, "thats what she said, son."
The two laugh and embrace, conceding to a tie. In holding each other they realize just how cold it had gotten. They look around the boat for something to warm them up and find nothing...until they come across the denim jacket they found earlier in the day...
....8 hours in, the two continue to stare at each other...their faces lit by the pale blue light of the moon and stars....both, with stone cold determination refuse to look away.
Michael asks his still faced lover, "how are you able to do this for so long?"... Read More
Michelle replied, "thats what she said, son."
The two laugh and embrace, conceding to a tie. In holding each other they realize just how cold it had gotten. They look around the boat for something to warm them up and find nothing...until they come across the denim jacket they found earlier in the day...
...the freezing couple, upon realizing they still had jean jacket, mustered up whatever energy was left after the 8 hour staring contest and huddled under the jacket using it as both a tent for warmth and an unsaid metaphor for their unyielding love pushing each others bodies closer and hearts closer..."preventing hypothermia" as they put it. in ... Read Moretheir frozen haste, they did not realize that this was not the same jean jacket they had thrown into the sea earlier that day...their judgement impaired by the love or the cold, and under the full moon and under the stars, the blinding sparkle of this bedazzled jacket got lost in the haze of the night....
as the two lovers fell asleep, this jacket, with origins from the magical denim slums of bandung, indonesia, cast a mighty spell over the two....
as the two lovers fell asleep, this jacket, with origins from the magical denim slums of bandung, indonesia, cast a mighty spell over the two....
5:43 AM
new nicknames...
the future - mchau.
the professional - lop.
the weekend never ended....
6:25 AM
yes...we grill fish head...delish
X marks the spot....or only the penitent man will pass...
6:38 PM
poor ed
poor frank...
haha...these pics of frank seriously crack me up. it was just bound to happen. frank. at my house. nice weather. passed out frank. if u've ever drank with him. u know he's done when he sits on a stool...puts his head down..and just starts to wobble....and sway from side to side....bad things happen from that point on.....thank you esther for driving him home. =)
poor frank...
haha...these pics of frank seriously crack me up. it was just bound to happen. frank. at my house. nice weather. passed out frank. if u've ever drank with him. u know he's done when he sits on a stool...puts his head down..and just starts to wobble....and sway from side to side....bad things happen from that point on.....thank you esther for driving him home. =)
6:34 PM
frank didn't get zapped by the fly swatter....we'll get him next time.
but sometime mid champong....a hand juts out of the window flailing wildly with the fly swatter....
it was funny.
but sometime mid champong....a hand juts out of the window flailing wildly with the fly swatter....
it was funny.
6:29 PM
the zhong doesn't call girls cute...and yet he finds the perfect context to use the adjectif cute for mikey. hahahaha. and while some were champonging....others were...
taking pics with the korean rapper (whom bi stole his haircut from)
getting lost in a sea of korean....
i offered samgyupsul and kalbi....and had claypots of kimchi underground if anyone was willing to dig'em up. but they still prefered the chinese lap cheung.
and there was a lot of bacon. tiff and mikey chau. bacon whores.
this was the 4th round of grilling.
taking pics with the korean rapper (whom bi stole his haircut from)
getting lost in a sea of korean....
i offered samgyupsul and kalbi....and had claypots of kimchi underground if anyone was willing to dig'em up. but they still prefered the chinese lap cheung.
and there was a lot of bacon. tiff and mikey chau. bacon whores.
this was the 4th round of grilling.
6:26 PM